The Wegmans Post

(in the tune of 'Maria' from Leonard Bernstein's "Westside Story." Mr. Bernstein, I apologize in advance and please do not haunt me for this.)

Oh Wegmans, I've just found a store here called Wegmans

And never will I go to other grocery stores again

Oh Wegmans, I've just seen the cheese aisle at Wegmans

Along with all the beer, the deli, and the rows of breads!

Oh Wegmans,

Over here is a sample station

Over there is the candy confections

Oh Wegmans

I'll never stop shopping at Wegmans

(Though I did wish they sold wine at grocery stores here)

And if you want to sing along, here's the original song.